Kay Burley. What a complete ginger tosspot.
Obviously I’m all for opinions, it’s why I do this after all. The thing is, there’s having opinions and then there’s writing contentious bollocks merely to provoke debate. Kay Burley, the complete ginger tosspot, only does the latter.
I’m referring of course, to her comments regarding Wayne Bridge, John Terry and the handshake that never was, where she chastised Bridges failure to accept Terry’s handshake, and accused him of losing the moral high ground.
That’s right, according to Kay Burley, the complete ginger tosspot, it is now possible to lose the moral high ground by not shaking the hand of the odious, self obsessed, serial cheating twunt who was once your captain and the more recently was giving one to your missus.
I think not Kay Burley, you complete ginger tosspot.
Let’s get this straight; if Wayne Bridge had put John Terry rear end first onto the Stamford Bridge turf, he’d still have occupied the moral high ground. If he’d have found the chance to launch a two footed lunge somewhere around crotch height at his tormentor, he’d have still retained the moral high ground, despite the obvious risk of brain damage to JT.
It’s not just me that thinks that thank God. A quick flick through the comments page on Kay Burley, the complete ginger tosspot’s blog, showed a unanimous panning of her post. Which therefore begs the question; why say it? Could it be possible that Kay Burley, the complete ginger tosspot, has as much common sense as JT has morals? Or is there another explanation?
Could it be that the bosses at Sky have handed their writers the mandate to promote debate and discussion on their site via the have your say option, thanks to the outlandish nature of the original article? Possibly, but anyone familiar with the usual servings from the contributors to these sections of the Sky News site, will know that there only ever exists a tenuous link between the original article, and the half baked response furiously written by some salivating fool, eager to shoe horn in their dislike for Gordon Brown, Muslims, and homosexuals. In fact all Burley, the complete ginger tosspot, did, was create Sky News’s first ever thread where the over-riding feeling wasn’t one of scary, misguided, right wing views.
What this was then was a massive swing and a miss by someone who was too foolish to see the ridicule she would receive, and to tactless not to make them in the first place. For further reading on that last point, see Kay Burley, the complete ginger tosspot, interviewing Peter Andre, and becoming the second woman inside of twelve months to make him look sympathetic to the viewing audience.
With credentials like that, perhaps John Terry should organise a threesome with Jordan, and Kay Burley. The complete ginger tosspot.
